The coolest girl on the face of the planet.
The coolest bitch on earth, god damn it
Lesley Arfin, writer of the HBO show Girls, in her blog, has a metaphor for “pooping”. This ties to what Mark (of Mark Reads) mentioned here about working with her. She apparently compared Obama to poop regularly because he is brown. (via redlightpolitics)
“Dear Diary” was always the weakest part of Vice.
(via b-mommy)
Hey, look! It’s that poop joke I was talking about. She told me I was too sensitive when I told her comparing a black man to poop was disgusting.
God, I love shit-talking this woman.
(via panasonicyouth)
7percentsolution replied to your post: I cannot read any 50 Shades of Grey excerpt now…
omg what if he. what if he fapped over it.
I could block you for this comment.
I cannot read any 50 Shades of Grey excerpt now that I know my 83 year old grandfather has read the entire book in full.
Seriously, just like. no. no no no. I just came across this:
“Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Christian?” Holy shit. Did I just say that? His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly.
“No, Anastasia, it doesn’t. Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck…hard. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don’t know what you’re in for. You could still run for the hills. Come, I want to show you my playroom.” Holy shit, that sounds so…hot.
and all I can see is my grandpa sitting in his armchair, reading this on his Kindle. no. no. no. no. no. no. no. no.
